Attention White Rabbit

[Black Rabbit]

Oh that's right, most of you can't make it here due to your ships being.. you know, cut from their mooring. I still wonder to this day, if anyone was on those ships when they were cut loose. Or maybe something precious. A family heirloom, maybe a few bottles of rum.. probably not rum. The stuff you guys get .. sheesh it's pretty damn flammable, found that out pretty easily. One match and FOOF! Whole ships up in flames! Got to taste it though, not bad stuff. Cheeses ain't bad either, could've used a few more months of sitting but who am I to complain about the royalties of being a White Rabbit right? What else, hm what else I need to remember.. so long ago. Oh yes! Shackles, you sure do need those don't you, no use to you rusting at the bottom of the sea are they? Necklaces, rings, things like that.. if you find a few of your flags with a brown stain on it, I mean you can put the pieces together. When you wanna fly white colors, I mean, color shows real well. I think i took a few of them with me on the lantern boats and dyed them deeeeep deeeeeeep black. Should've kept them white and just painted phallic things on them and raised them again, oh.. oh that would be rich... imagine seeing a fleet of these high horsed slavers flying that as their sails.. oh my there's tears on this parchment I'm laughing so hard. GODS you guys are dumb. 500 EXPLETIVE years and you still can't catch the one pain in your ass that's been bugging you.. have you just been searching under beds? Maybe in a little dinghy you have .. ah wait probably burned that too.. never mind about that part.. am I going too far?

You must be real mad reading this. I think it's hilarious. Oh man. How long as it been? 504 years? 505? God's I can't even think I'm laughing so hard.

Say if a mosquito bit you, and just sat there sucking your blood out of you. And you just staring at it, just watching it even though it's just bleeding you dry, I'm talking to you Bal'Mah. You just EXPLETIVE sit there and say "OH GODS, WHERE IS IT, ITS BEEN LIKE 6 HOURS"
MATE THE MOSQUITO WEIGHS MORE THAN A WATERMELON BY NOW!
It's on your arm!!
Oh I'm going to have a heart attack laughing this hard. Oh boy.

God's you're dumb.

So uh? Try to unsink those pffffft
Try to unsink those ships, I'll be waiting for you!

Come grab a drink!